If Dead Game of Thrones Characters Were Discontinued Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

When you play the Game of Cones, you win or you die.

Photo courtesy of Orlandoweekly.com

Photo courtesy of Orlandoweekly.com

Read more at http://dartmouth.spoonuniversity.com/2015/04/14/dead-game-thrones-characters-discontinued-ben-jerrys-flavors-2/ , and like Spoon University – Dartmouth College on Facebook!

 

There are studies, and then there are STUDIES

New Buzzfeed post is up, called, “15 Times Google Scholar Went a Little Too Far.” Read it here http://www.buzzfeed.com/drlivingston/15-times-google-scholar-went-a-little-too-far-s4ly or be square.

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27 People Who Are the Real MVP

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Another Buzzfeed post up! The last one got to the front page (what), and currently has over 100,00 views. Craziness.

NOW for the next one. In light of a Spurs victory tonight, I give you (and the rest of the world), 27 People Who Are the Real MVP. Check it out! Let me know what you think! Leave hateful comments like “WORST. LIST. EVER.”

I, like every store that prints little surveys on their receipts and mass blasts them out to everyone and then becomes inundated by data they will never process, eagerly await your feedback.

 

The Only 39 Road Trip Songs You’ll Ever Need

I’ve started writing some Buzzfeed posts lately for the Community section (it’s a shameless bid for employment at a later stage. Or, more specifically, internship, because I am terrified of being occupation-less on my off-term this winter).

I’m still getting the hang of it. I gif-searched for like 16 hours for my first post. It’s not this post. This one was better, so I’m posting it first, to soften the blow. Enjoy! Here’s a link, if you want to view it on Buzzfeed. The article has links to each song, and includes my minimal and censored witty commentary.

If you prefer the watered-down version, read on.

The Only 39 Road Trip Songs You’ll Ever Need

Bring on that horizon, baby, you’ve got tunes for miles.

39. Send Me on My Way- Rusted Root

38. Ways to Go- Grouplove

37. Girls Fast Cars- The Wombats

36. Miracle Mile- Cold War Kids

35. Highway to Hell- AC/DC

34. Life in the Fast Lane- The Eagles

33. I’ve Been Everywhere- Johnny Cash

I've Been Everywhere- Johnny Cash

32. Red Dirt Road- Brooks and Dunn

31. Born to Be Wild- Steppenwolf

“Head out on the highway, lookin’ for adventure.”
What this song lacks in a punny-road-trip title, it makes up for with a Wild Hogs-esque music video and pedal-to-the-metal lyric power.

30. 90 Miles an Hour Down a Dead End Street- Hank Snow

29. I Drove All Night- Celine Dion

28. Shut Up and Drive- Rihanna

27. Start Me Up- The Rolling Stones

26. Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car- Billy Ocean

25. Mud On the Tires- Brad Paisley

24. Mustang Sally- The Commitments

23. Gas Pedal- Sage the Gemini

22. Six Days on the Road- Dave Dudley

21. I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)- The Proclaimers

20. Life is a Highway- Tom Cochrane

19. Route 66- The Rolling Stones

18. Radar Love- Golden Earring

17. Ridin’- Chamillionaire

16. Paradise by the Dashboard Light- Meatloaf

This one’s great if you stop for a little roadside hanky panky in the middle of your trip.

15. Ramblin’ Man- The Allman Brothers

14. Greased Lightning- Grease

13. Ocean Avenue- Yellowcard

12. A Thousand Miles- Vanessa Carlton

11. Hitchin’ a Ride- Green Day

10. Fun, Fun, Fun- The Beach Boys

9. Where the Streets Have No Name- U2

8. I Ran (So Far Away)- Flock of Seagulls

7. The Distance- Cake

6. Runnin’ Down a Dream- Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

5. Interstate Love Song- Stone Temple Pilots

4. No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn- The Beastie Boys

3. Hit the Road, Jack- Ray Charles

2. Chasing Cars- Snow Patrol

1. AND FINALLY… Home- Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros